Global warming causes arson
Hey, it's so fucking warm because of "Global Warming." Damn, it's hella warm. Hella warm! Hell yeah, it's hotter than hell, but there are no fires like there are in real hell, so I think I'll just light some fires so it's really, really like hell.
Probably they'll find out the arsonists are environmentalists from the "Cult of Global Warming."
posted by Miss Carnivorous @ 11:11 AM
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A couple of people have heard me say, "There is nothing that says it has to rain for the next 500 years." I've been saying it for about 27 years and it keeps raining.
I could move to California, wash my cars, mow the grass, start watering the lawn and before a neighbor or authorities could respond to my water usage, the town would have 10 inches of rain.
The other way I get it to rain is to state that there is zero chance of rain tomorrow, such as at Miss C's house.
I am wrong about everything 98 percent of the time and the 2 percent that I am correct includes making the statement about being wrong 98 percent of the time.
At least I got a good pay raise today.
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