If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Not Miss C's idea of Heaven

Chinese Christian co-worker is worried about Miss C's immortal soul. The other day, she told me that she keeps having dreams that "Jesus comes to get everyone, but you don't get to go, because you are not a believer."

"You'll have to pardon me for saying so, I replied, but spending eternity with my co-workers is not my idea of heaven, at all."


At 10:37 AM , Anonymous karen said...

What a nice forever. NOT!!

At 12:13 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

So true, karen, it's got to end sometime!

At 8:33 AM , Anonymous jack said...

MissC's recipe for heaven.

Island, man half her age ... add water.

At 11:50 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

You don't need to put a comma between island and man, Jack! Island man is good enough.

At 12:33 PM , Blogger Cooth said...

I think hell will be much more fun - all the good bands will be there....

At 4:25 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

The good bands will be there! I had not thought of that cooth.

At 10:36 PM , Blogger Beelza-Bubba said...

Six Cheers for Cooth's Post!!!
"Huzzah! x 6"!

As for spending an eternity with our co-workers, well, there are a couple of them that I think I would like to keep around me during that eternity.
But I really don't think even a tenth of our co-workers believe in any religeon, much less any actual "Christian beliefs" and even much less the couple that I would like to hang with.
So there really should not be too many of them there at all. Besides, Eternity is a big place. I am sure that you could avoid them when you needed too. ;P


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