Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Tiger attack victim's parent demand answers

One wonders why they didn't even know their son was at the zoo. Teenage boys don't go to the zoo on Xmas by themselves. He was with his posse and up to no good, there is no doubt.

Miss C suggests that the proper authorities waterboard the two surviving victims to find out what was really going on before Tatiana the Tigress managed to escape her "habitat" and go on a rampage.

5 Comments:

At 6:49 AM , Blogger Cooth said...

It couldn't possibly be his fault! Whenever anything bad happens to anyone, someone else is always to blame. President Bush probably caused it.

 
At 11:16 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Cooth I know he did it because Bush can control the animals, he just sings and they make a dress for him, ooops! I mean do his bidding.

 
At 1:23 PM , Blogger ricpic said...

Dee tiga took down Jose. Arriba!

 
At 10:36 AM , Anonymous urbanleftbehind said...

Hey ricpic: how would you feel if the tiger grabbed "Apu" (the Dharwali brothers) instead?

 
At 1:07 PM , Blogger ricpic said...

Apu. Jose. Well rid of both.

 

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