Boy faints like a girl during a speech by our Governator, blames it on global warming

What it really proves is that liberal kids are pussies! Miss C often falls down after she goes to the Vietnamese restaurant down the street. The owner always gives her free wine. Once as she turned the corner after tying a couple on, she tripped and fell flat on her face. Her friend from the bus suggested that he would leave a mattress around the corner from the restaurant so that she could fall on it and sleep it off, as needed. Miss C in no way blames global warming for scratched palms and sore knees.