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Monday, March 24, 2008

If Obama is like Luke Skywalker it's no wonder I don't like him

There are 2 types of people in this world. Some are those who want to be Luke Skywalker and some some who watched the movie Star Wars, never even noticed Luke Skywalker and instead felt thrills and chills when Darth Vader came on screen.

The Apaches and the Navajo.

There are the Tutsi's and the Hutu's, and in the old West, the farmers and the cowmen.

Kids who love furry little animals like koalas and kittens and kids who love sharks and piranhas and venomous snakes.

Vegetarians and carnivores.

People who enjoy movies such as Juno and Little Miss Sunshine and people who love war movies.

People who think the rule for man should be to help ones fellow man and those who believe every man should fend for himself.

Democrats and Republicans.

And never the twain shall meet, I'm afraid.


At 2:48 PM , Blogger ricpic said...

Nice people have absolutely no interest in getting the pot holes filled or fixing the bridges so they won't fall down: where's the romance in maintenance? The result? As night follows day, you want a world falling down all around you? Hand the reins to nice people.

At 5:30 PM , Blogger staghounds said...

Because no one is grateful and sucks up to you when you fix a pothole, they just gripe about the delay.

But open a publicly funded transgressive modern dance community outreach awareness center for womyn of color, and you can expect to nearly burst from all the praise and power endorphins thrown at you.

(I was dragged to Little Miss Sunshine by Heather, it was excruciatingly bad in every possible way a movie can be bad.)

At 10:12 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

A liberal told me that she loved little Miss Sunshine because the intellectual elite prefer movies with well developed characters. Unlike we common sorts who enjoy lots of explosions and car crashes, I'm sure.

At 9:56 AM , Blogger staghounds said...

Well developed characters? I was there, man! Every one of them was a caricature of a cutout, with bogus fake cutesy quirks for the ones you were supposed to like. And you knew who you were supposed to like, believe me. Very didactic.

Really awful.

At 3:45 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

You are correct Sir, it was terrible in every way.


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