Sushi

Once Abu R and I went to a Sushi restaurant. Abu R is an Arab and they are picky about food. He asked the waitress what she recommended.

In her Japanese accented English she replied. "Oh, I do not eat raw fish."

"You don't?" Abu R said. He gestured to the sushi chef behind the counter. "What does he eat?"

"That is my father, the waitress replied. He also does not eat raw fish."

"What do you have that's cooked? asked Abu R.