Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Devil Dog, hound from hell!

5 Comments:

At 4:06 AM , Blogger Qatar Cat said...

Ok now I am bitterly disappointed - I haven't found any sexy arab women on your blog!!

Where are you hiding them?

;p

 
At 8:54 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

QCat, they are subliminal!

 
At 3:10 PM , Blogger John Doe said...

Oh, girl, don't make me laugh! I'm afraid to say this cute dog is like a sweet strawberry cake... Hound from hell? Maybe a tibetan mastiff... grrr... (and I am as ferocious as a tibetan mastiff!!!)

 
At 3:54 PM , Blogger Leilouta said...

Hub hub hub!!

 
At 7:44 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Looks can be deceiving. My dog has a new name every day. Scurvy Dog. Dog Son, Bad Son, Small Person, Strange Dog. My neighbor calls him "The Beast." This dog is bad to the bone, and he doesn't care who knows it! He knows all the neighborhood dogs and growls when you say their names. He trys to attack dogs 5 times his size and worse than that, he beats up on cute little puppies! He is persona non grata at the dog park and my neighbor's pitbull is terrified of him. You can not imagine the havoc this cute little dog has wreaked upon my quiet life! He brings me stuff (shoes, garbage, underwear, dirty kleenex, razors, safety pins hairbrushes, money, the remote control, etc.) all day trying to worm treats out of me. He is addicted to pizza and knows when I order one on the phone. He spins all over the house like the Tasmanian Devil til the pizza arrives. A guy I was seeing said "It's like that dog is way smarter than other dogs, but whatever it is that makes him so smart makes him really crazy!"

 

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