Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Sunday, May 14, 2006

New Spermamax email!

Sperm banks will pay you a fortune, if you try Spermamax!

Lose youself in an ocean of your own sperm, with Spermamax!

The only problem with this, is when you use your penis as a billiards cue, you will get the balls all sticky!

3 Comments:

At 9:01 PM , Blogger John Doe said...

I thought it was a joke. I googled to confirm that Spermamax doesn't exist, but I discovered that I was wrong. And Spermamax is "Made in USA". (Take my advice: open a Gmail account. No more spam, no more trash, no more Spermamax; oh, wait a moment, man, give me two bottles. Lord.)

 
At 7:01 AM , Blogger Steven said...

Nice.

As for the Gmail, wait up for Windows Live Mail- the new Hotmail.

 
At 7:38 AM , Anonymous jack said...

I can't hang with sticky balls ... no way!

 

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