If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Thursday, May 18, 2006

The teeth of my enemies!

When Miss C was in Hawaii, she visited the Bishop Museum. There she saw wonders from the South Pacific. There were great bowls, or calabashes, studded with human teeth. Molars inlaid in the wood of the bowls. These bowls were used by the Hawaiian kings. During feasts they would use the bowls for their refuse, bones and gristle and such. The king insulted his enemies every time he used the bowls. Miss Carnivorous wants bowls studded with the teeth of her enemies. Miss C also visited the Polynesian Cultural Center. At the Polynesian Cultural center there was an artist from New Zealand. He had a number of beautiful weapons, war clubs, studded with shark teeth. Miss C loves sharks very much and found these weapons fascinating. The artist came over and said, "These are for the breaking of bones and the tearing of flesh!" Miss C got shivers down her spine. Miss C is regretably blood thirsty.


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