Miss C can't tell the difference between soccer and Riverdance!

They wear the same socks! Miss C will first admit that when she was a teen, she would watch German soccer in delayed trasmissions, on PBS. For some reason, PBS used to show German soccer. Probably trying to give the liberal elite their first shot at soccer mania. As you see, it took over 30 years and the Bush administration for the lefties to finally admit that they'd rather be European socialists. Miss C used to be somewhat of a rebel, which is why she is a Conservative in a sea of Liberals. Miss C watched Formula I racing and German soccer. Miss C used to have French penpals. That was before Miss C became ashamed of her French ancestry. Once Miss C learned the error of her ways she dropped those Frenchies like she later did her menfolk!! One of Miss C's French penpals turned her on to a German penpal and Miss C and the German penpal would talk soccer. Miss C always found the contrasts between American football players and the European soccer players very interesting. Miss C was shocked at the babyfied way the German soccer players would try to milk fouls from the refs after a slight shin knocking. The German players rolled around in pretend agony, very melodramatic and very childlike. American football players would get tackled so hard their heads would nearly be ripped off and the Americans would get up and shake it off and go on to the next play. Soccer, while athletic, is really more like a dance form than a sport. A sort of hokey pokey tango. I think it highlights the differences between cultures and shows why America is dominant. Europeans are clearly pussies. Americans can take anything the rest of the world can dish out and shake it off. Now Australians and their rugby, that's a whole nother kettle of fish. Miss C would not want to go mano a mano with the Aussies, no sirree. They are about the only culture, besides ours, that Miss C admires.