Carnivorousness

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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Oil of Embryolay

Soon women will be using embryos in face creams. We know that the vanity market is huge and the curing of diseases will come second to the desire to be beautiful and have a youthful complexion. First people will donate embryos and then they will sell them and after that the corporations will steal them from the bodies' of women in the third world.

4 Comments:

At 9:10 PM , Blogger John Doe said...

If you feel bored of having Al Franken’s figurine on your TV, you can still buy an embryo to decorate your living room. Maybe they’re equally ugly, but with your new embryo you’re in the wave...

 
At 9:16 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a clever play on words. Do you have a link?

 
At 9:01 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

No, I made it up myself Noah!
J.Doe, Al Franken makes an embryo look purty!

 
At 12:50 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, I meant a link to a news story about embryos in face creams.

 

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