Carnivorousness

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Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Sunni and Shia continue sectarian violence in heaven!

Over 6,000 innocent virgins have been killed in sectarian violence in Heaven in June and July. Allah has repeatedly warned the warring Sunni and Shia angels that he himself is Jewish and sick of their shit, which is why he is helping the Jews in their battle against Hizballah and turning Hizballah rockets into duds that fall in Arab neighborhoods.

5 Comments:

At 9:48 PM , Blogger John Doe said...

So are they dying for nothing? Going up to heaven and finding no virgin women must be very frustrating, girl... Well, I'm sure they have heard speak about the French vice. A great gift for after-death...

 
At 6:55 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's all those rivers of wine in heaven. They get to drinking sweet flowing female juices and can't control themselves.

 
At 12:27 PM , Blogger Doofus said...

So I'm thinking that Israel should just go ahead and vaporize Mecca. I mean if Allah can't protect that, then . . .

Just a theory.

-T

 
At 12:39 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Leave Mecca, vaporise Iran!

 
At 10:30 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why not do both? Throw in Damascus as well. Three's a charm!

 

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