When Miss C dies she shall be mummified!
So she will be all dry and crumbly in the afterlife. If she perishes before the fiendish hellhound, Devil Dog, Devil Dog shall be strangled to death, per Miss C's wishes. He shall also be mummified and go into the afterlife with his mistress.
Miss C shall not tolerate Devil Dog showing affection to another owner and otherwise forgetting Miss C's existence at the first offering of a "cookie." On Miss C's and Devil Dog's tomb entrance it shall read, "He who violates this tomb shall be devoured by crocodiles and cobras!"
With us in the tomb shall be Styrofoam containers of green papaya salad from Tran's and fish tacos from Taqueria Calafia and Puperoni, Roverolis, with authentic Italian aroma, for the hound from hell.
As for the music, The soundtrack to Once Were Warriors. Complete compilations of Blind Willie McTell's, Blind Lemon Jefferson's and Blind Willie Johnson's recordings.
Then we come to Miss C's consorts for the afterlife, otherwise known as her "lust list" or harem. These men shall be strangled, have their brains removed through their nostril cavities, their bodies are to be covered in spices, wrapped and placed in Miss C's tomb to serve at her pleasure.
1) Jack, from Dive Desk Log
2) Thomas Jane, aka, The Punisher
3) Ed Harris, aka, John Glenn
4) Sam Shepard, aka, Chuck Yeager
5) Hugh Jackman, aka, Wolverine
6) The guy that runs the comic shop, who also looks like Wolverine
7) That Arab guy that rides my bus
3 Comments:
Jack would be honored. We would sail the 7th heavens pilliging our hearts desire.
Also glad 6 other will be there. After an all nighter with MissC ... Jack would need 6 days to recoup.
But Jack knows the real reson you would have him.
Callout for those all-meat pizzas!
We'll have to shake a lot of dust out of the sheets!
Dust my Broom
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