Lazy man's job!

One of our laziest workers has been on the job for a long time. He's got a lot of vacation time. Every Christmas he takes a month off. About three weeks into his absence we actually may start to feel it.

One day I said to his co-worker, the guy who has to take up his slack, "I bet you are missing him right about now!"

"Yeah, said my co-worker, "He don't do everything, but he do do something!"