It's against my religion

Abu R called me on Friday night.

"Did you still want to see Smokin' Aces?"

"Yes, I said. Let me see if it's still playing."

I looked it up in the paper. "No, I said, it's not playing anymore."

"What's playing?"

"Wild Hogs," I said.

"I can't see that!" said Abu R.

"Why not?" I said.

"Because I'm a Muslim!" said Abu R.