Miss C is a juror!
The trial begins on Monday. My mind is taken up with the big responsibility that it is. I can't think of much else and won't be blogging much. I am trying to get as much work done as possible so that right wing co-worker is not completely swamped next week.
posted by Miss Carnivorous @ 12:19 PM
6 Comments:
You should have said that you're prejudiced against all races and religions except snake handlers.
I think that they still would have picked our Miss C even if she had a bomb strapped to her mid-section!
As for work while you are helping our legal system work its magic...,
Miss C, Right-Wing Co-Worker greatly appreciates your extra work and will do his best to continue what you started.
Best Wishes for a speedy, but fair trial!
MissC will weigh the evidence and then ... HANG EM HIGH!
The only case I ever served on was a black pizza delivery guy that assaulted a customer.
He defended himself. His one and only witness was the woman he assaulted. Asked her a couple of stupid questions and then he dropped the bomb ...
Him: Do you see the person in the courtroom that you aledgely assaulted you?
Her: Is this a joke ... YES!
Him: Can you point him out?
Her: What ... it was YOU and she pointed straight at him.
Him: I rest my case.
We all decided he was suicidal!
Remember, guilty until proven innocent.
Don't we even get a progress report?
What, they haven't hung this fellow yet?
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