anti-Semites abound

One day I was working at the check out desk when a cute little Asian lady came to check out a book. She opened the book and showed me that it had been written in.

"It's OK, I said. We won't blame you for it."

A bit later, I went over to the library card desk to work. The phone rang, I picked it up and a lady said, "Hello, I was just there and I checked out a book. The lady that checked it out to me is Jewish and she marked up the book so that I would be blamed for it."

"Oh," I said. "Thank you for telling me," and hung up on her psycho ass!

I told one of the Jewish librarians about it and he said, "She's crazy! You don't look Jewish!"

Is that the only reason she's crazy? I mean that she thinks I look Jewish? What about her raving anti-Semitism??? Huh??

She was all anti-Semitic to me and I'm not even Jewish! Anti-Semites even hate people they think are Jewish! In other words, they have hallucinations.

Jews just can't recognize their enemies. Am I being anti-Semitic to say that?