Cure for rising sea levels due to global warming

Trash. Lots of trash. Don't we have too much trash? Isn't the Mafia in trouble with the citizens of Naples, because they have been letting others dump trash in that less than fair city? Don't ship the garbage to Sardinia, Napolianos, ship it to the North Pole.

We should take the trash up to the north pole and dump it in the ocean so that the polar bears still have places to haul out on. We could call them, The Polar Bear Islands.

Supposedly Native peoples are losing their land do to soil erosion caused by rising sea levels due global warming. Dump some trash on their beaches.

Miss C is a sort of philosophical scientist, she has no science degree, but she thinks this could work. She herself spends a good deal of time on landfill and is happy for it.