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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Elderly voter runs over unfortunate child at polling place located in a school

Already the bleeding hearts start demanding that schools no longer be used for voting. How about outlawing elderly drivers and elderly voters. Let's kill two tough old birds with one stone. Old people seem to be increasingly responsible for hanging chads and dead pedestrians. Hell, let's outlaw old people why don't we. The rest of us can vote at schools, for a few years anyway.

1 Comments:

At 10:12 PM , Blogger N. said...

That would really push down voter turnout, since they tend to vote in the largest numbers anyway.

 

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