Islamic fundamentalism is interfering in our ability to buy diet soda and chips!

The Muslim guy who runs the liquor store across the street from our workplace has begun to close the store between the hours of 11:30am and 1:30pm, in order that he may go to the mosque and pray to Mecca.

This is a recent development and does not bode well for his mental health nor our physical health. His sudden burst of rabid religiousity is making us nervous.