Carnivorousness

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Friday, February 01, 2008

Islamic fundamentalism is interfering in our ability to buy diet soda and chips!

The Muslim guy who runs the liquor store across the street from our workplace has begun to close the store between the hours of 11:30am and 1:30pm, in order that he may go to the mosque and pray to Mecca.

This is a recent development and does not bode well for his mental health nor our physical health. His sudden burst of rabid religiousity is making us nervous.

3 Comments:

At 5:43 AM , Anonymous steve said...

kind of long time for a prayer. what are the kaffirs to do if they don't have access to their much needed hydraulics?

 
At 5:05 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Maybe he's getting a little weapons training with his prayers! The mosque is right around the corner from him anyway!

 
At 12:29 PM , Blogger strudel said...

What a bastard, that Muslim. See what? You park your pig in front of his shop.

(I don't want to be demanding, but I didn't receive the pic of your bum I was promised.)

 

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