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Friday, February 15, 2008

Our new gardener has to keep a sense of humor about his shitty job

Pun intended. Today when I got to work he was hosing and scrubbing the shit and piss the wine bums deposit in our doorways every night.

I said, "Ah, that's the worst part of your job."

"I'm trying to make it smell all lemony," he replied.

3 Comments:

At 1:47 PM , Blogger ricpic said...

Zheesh, you've gotta find a way to get out of Baghdad by the Bay...pronto!

 
At 7:38 PM , Blogger staghounds said...

I've heard that saying if life gives you lemons make lemonade, it doesn't sound the same with wino urine.

Do you know the Jimmy Buffett song "It's My Job"?

Back when I was grooming I sometimes found it very... inspirational.

 
At 2:25 PM , Blogger theotherryan said...

Nice.

 

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