Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Friday, August 08, 2008

From "Little Big Man"

Old Lodge Skins: Let's go back to the teepee and eat, my son. My new snake wife cooks dog very well.

Jack Crabb: All right, Grandfather.

Old Lodge Skins: She also has a very soft skin. The only trouble with snake women is they copulate with horses, which makes them strange to me. She say's she doesn't. That's why I call her "Doesn't Like Horses". But, of course, she's lying.

1 Comments:

At 3:33 PM , Blogger ricpic said...

Copulate. Me no thinkum Old Lodge Skins ever use three syllable word. Do the dirty more his speed.

 

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