Carnivorousness

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Friday, August 15, 2008

String of restaurant robberies frightens the populace and makes them hesitant to eat out

Chinese Christian co-worker's friend was at one of the Chinese restaurants that was recently robbed. He told her that since few of his fellow diners in the restaurant at the time of the robbery spoke any English, the robbers were frustrated when they demanded that the diners "Get on the floor" and nobody responded. The Chinese patrons just sat and stared at the masked men.

5 Comments:

At 7:26 AM , Anonymous Legal Eagle said...

Glad to see that you stifle any critical comments on your site. That is very brave of you.

 
At 9:01 AM , Anonymous strudel said...

Help, Miss C, isn't it Georgia near San Francisco? But how did it all start?
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Funny conversation! Tell me, was Italy the only country that vetoed Georgia being a part of NATO? And....what is your take (understanding) on what is happening in the Caspian Region?

--- On Fri, 8/15/08, ing. Giovanni Di Cristofano giovanni.dicristofano@tin.it
wrote:

From: ing. Giovanni Di Cristofano giovanni.dicristofano@tin.it
Subject: have fun
To: seypatrice@yahoo.com
Date: Friday, August 15, 2008, 10:03 PM


dedicris: IN the windy night every bottle needs a cork
dedicris: When the cat's away the mouse will give cheese to the Kitty
gail fo: listen corks r goin out..screw tops cumin in.gonna be alot of
screwing in the future
gail fo: mice like chocolate
gail fo: fed up with cheese
dedicris: when it rains cats and dogs, the wife of the umbrella's shopper
will ask for a new fur
gail fo: omg
gail fo: where u get that english from..umbrella's shopper
dedicris: I had some doubts about it too
gail fo:
dedicris: the wife of the man who sells umbrellas in his shop- Succks
dedicris: umbrellas' shopper
gail fo: a shopper is a shopping bag ..maybe the assistant was an old bag
dedicris: umbrellas' salesman
gail fo: shit j u r getting worse
gail fo: u gone down the drain...........mot goin
gail fo: not
gail fo: listen
dedicris: the wife of the man who owns a shop where they sell umbrellas
gail fo: the umbrella is an odject it can't fuckin possess anything..got it
gail fo: yep now u got it right
dedicris: say it in SHORT
gail fo: the wife of the shopowner where they sell umbrellas
dedicris: tooooooooooooooo long
gail fo: the dickheads wife

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p.s. Miss C, may I kindly remember you that you still owe me a pic of your bum? Should you fear I could show it to my buddy-bikers, we could manage a private show.

 
At 9:20 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

How do I stifle critical commments?

 
At 11:17 AM , Blogger N. said...

You don't, Miss C. You constantly respond to annoying anonymous Euro-comments with panache. Don't let that turd let you think otherwise.

 
At 2:47 PM , Anonymous strudel said...

I don't fight a duel against the servant over the lady

 

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