A shoe in the face I am sure the lefties would disapprove of

My ex, the taxidermist has a lot of Mormon friends, for whom he has nothing but admiration. I think that the lefty child advocates might take issue with their methods of disciplining their kids even though they think they are fitting to use on President Bush.

One of the Mormons is a lady from Tonga who brooks no smart-mouthery from her younguns.

"When my daughter talked back to me once, she said, I took off one of my shoes and popped her in the mouth with it. In public. She didn't talk back after that."