Chinese medicine

One of my co-workers is sick a lot. She always comes over and tells her underlings about the Chinese medicine she is using.

The other day I told her, "Chinese medicine doesn't work. If it did, it would be called Bayer Chinese Medicine or Merck Chinese Medicine. Take some Sudafed"

My friend was always having to boil up some lizards for her mom's colds. She doesn't hold much faith in Chinese medicine either, as she never noticed the dried gecko soup made her mom's colds any better. Also, she says, it tastes vile.