Message from Americans to our European friends
Anyone who says we all have the swine flu is absolutely 100% correct. We do! We are positively dripping and spewing swiney germs. Miss C has had the swine flu for 6 weeks now and she is highly contagious.
DON'T COME TO AMERICA, oops, I mean AMERIKA. STAY IN FRANCE OR GERMANY. I REPEAT, DO NOT COME TO SAN FRANCISCO FOR THE SUMMER. BESIDES THE SWINE FLU IT IS FOGGY AND COLD HERE. STAY OUT, oops, I mean STAY AWAY, FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, OF COURSE.
Also, we let old people drive tour buses, so you are at risk for "http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-tourbus-crash30-2009apr30,0,3721876.story French tour bus crash."
posted by Miss Carnivorous @ 10:58 AM
6 Comments:
dear Miss C. Piggy, I am sure I can make an exellent ham out of your ass. They only thing - advice doctors - is to keep you sitting on hot water for ten mins.
p.s. Can you send me a relevant pic to promote the Made in Usa?
ja, lots of swine in san francisco!
The Hillarue Flu. Named after Hillary Clinton. It must be a result of her visit to Mexico last month. Swine indeed.
Hilla-rue's sorry I'm sure.
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