Abu Musab al Zarkawi is on the Linda Ronstadt diet!

Whoa.. I saw al Zarkawi's new video. I know the camera adds 10 lbs, but he is pushing mass density. He is living off the fat of the lamb. I think, judging from the size of him, that we can pinpoint his location. He's obviously hiding in New Orleans. I notice the left is strangely silent on the subject of his obesity. Aren't they concerned? I've heard that the Danish have the best insulin and Mr al Zarkawi is going to need it soon.