Taliban join Sunni and Shia sectarian violence in Heaven.

Taliban angels warned Sunni angels that the Sunni's virgins were dressed like infidel whores. The Sunni protested that they were secular and westernized on earth and had gotten used to women dressed like Europeans and Americans. They complained that the Taliban were ruining their idea of Heaven. The Taliban also warned the Shia that the hijabs their virgins wear do not go far enough in covering their offensive female flesh. "We can still see the ovals of their face and hands," said a Taliban angel spokesman, "We demand that Heaven's virgins be clad in full burqas! After all it's not really Heavenly to be forced to look at women. Women are disgusting!" God told the warring factions that since he is Jewish, his idea of Heaven is a lot of completely nude virgins!