Miss C is losing her powers of seduction!
On Thursday and Friday I have to take a mess load of DVD's to another dept so they can be sorted for delivery. The guy I give them to hates sorting them and gives me dirty looks every time I bring them to him.
I was getting ready to take them down when one of his dept co-workers came in to our dept. I told him that I hated taking the DVD's down there and why.
He said, "Why don't you flirt with him a little, butter him up. Call him Sugar Bear."
So I said, "I call him Cowboy (He's in the Black Cowboy Association). I'll try it!"
I took the DVD's down. As he peeked around his cubicle and gave me the death stare, I crooned seductively, "Hey Cowboy, I brought you some DVD's."
"I'll scalp you like an Indian!" he growled.
posted by Miss Carnivorous @ 3:36 PM
8 Comments:
Welcome to being middle aged :) On the other hand, maybe he is a gay cowboy!! So many of the male librarians (is technician the proper term?) at my local library sure are.
He surely must be a sheep herding cowboy to be able to resit your charm!
He might perceive you as too perky, upbeat or a snob.
Next time you can say, "Will you help a cowgirl with these DVD's?"
If he says, "I'll scalp you like an Indian!" again, you can tell him,
1.)"There is more than one way to skin a cat."
2.)"Oh! So you want to show me your tomahawk?"
3.)"Then ravish me first, I don't want to die a virgin?"
Oh well. It is Friday and I left my thinking cap in 2nd grade.
Hey, next time you're in San Jose I'll do you.
Karen, he's clearly straight but thanks for the thought. He never did have the jungle fever! Thanks a whole lot Gary, but I rather die a virgin than get near your sulferous tomahawk. Ralph you are witty enough without your thinking cap!
As for Chief Jack, you can show me your tomahawk any time!
You know, I saw a dude in a Black Cowboy Assoc jacket a few weeks back and thought to myself now thats something you dont see everyday. Now I know theres at least two of them out there.
As far as your powers of seduction are concerned I think you missed the point. "Ill scalp ya" sounds like a come on to me, heck Im gonna use it this weekend.
My favorite Native American/Historical pick-up line of all time:
If I dress up like an Indian, can I dump my tea in your harbor?
Best.Historical.Reference.Ever.
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