I know why Bush hates the British and caused the rivers of Britain to rise
it's because they did not support his friend Tony Blair and the war on terror, but why does he hate the people of Minnesota so bad that he caused their bridge to collapse? I can think of a few states more worthy of his fantastical powers of telekenetic destruction.
posted by Miss Carnivorous @ 3:45 PM
2 Comments:
Never fear, I my family and I are unharmed. It takes more than Minneapolis' third-world engineering infrastructure to stop me!
Noah why didn't you run down there and hold up that bridge?
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