Carnivorousness

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Friday, September 14, 2007

Demi Moore just isn't very bright

Demi came clean with the total expenditures for her plastic surgery. Upwards of $400,000.00. As if we didn't know. She is complaining that, although she has had all this work done, she still can't get "parts."

The problem is that she does not look young at all. She looks like a 44 year old woman who has had a lot of plastic surgery. Hollywood casting directors can choose from among millions of women who actually are young, to play young women in movies. They do not need a reasonable facsimile thereof.

Ms Moore aced herself out of real acting parts when she decided to have all that plastic surgery. Her implants were jarring in the nude scenes she did in Scarlet letter as there were no such things as breast implants during the days of the puritans. She starred in a movie alongside the world's greatest living actor, Gary Oldman, and she ruined the whole show with her stupid plastic surgery.

She can not play naturalistic parts any more, say the mother of a teen ager who lives in the inner city, because everyone would wonder how a poor mother living in conditions of poverty could look as if she had had $400,000.00 worth of plastic surgery.

She is a stupid and silly woman, but then, she is just one of many.

4 Comments:

At 1:17 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, but on the plus side her tits keep growing and growing and gro.............

 
At 3:05 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

No, that's Pam Anderson!

 
At 2:39 PM , Anonymous RaLph said...

Oh! I thought you meant that she could not get parts (hands, feet, ears, brains).

 
At 11:11 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

She has parts that are not her own, but she needs to get a brain transplant.

 

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