Leftist fundamentalists

The leftist fundamentalists are using Osama Bin Ladin as a proxy for war against the average American an enemy the lefts hates and fears.

Knowing that the right possesses all the balls and weapons, the lily livered American liberals run around in pink tights and lets young Muslims do their fighting for them.

The most dangerous activity liberals are willing to engage in is walking on stilts and even then they need someone with both feet on the ground to hold their hands.