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Friday, October 19, 2007

Britney Spears is not being hyped by the media, she's being persecuted

Britney needs to to strap up with explosives, wait til the paparazzi gets close enough, then, kaboom!

You know compared to most of the people here in Oakland, she's a fabulous mother.

2 Comments:

At 4:07 PM , Blogger ricpic said...

If she wants her kids back, a big if, she better tone it down a bit.

 
At 8:24 PM , Blogger Beelza-Bubba said...

I just left the BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit) Station, after some grocery shopping. During my time on BART I was being entertained by two little, yet obese children (they may have been twins and both looked like kid versions of Micheal Clarke-Duncan)and their Mother (who also looked like Micheal Clarke-Duncan). The two not so little monsters kept jumping around, and having a "Fuck You Nigga'/Spit in their faces yelling match, while Big Mama was on her cell phone playing almost the same game, except that she used "bitch" much more than she used "nigga". She was using that walkie-talkie cell phone function, so we all got hear her friend's replies as well. So as we are all "enjoying" this, one of the Little Giganto brothers, steps on Big Mama's foot. To which she shrieks, grabs them both, pulls them to the ground (mind you, with the cell phone wedged between her shoulder, and ear) and then screams "I fuckin' tol' y'all two ta stop, now boaf y'all sit the fuck down! Y'all boaf in time-outs! (She must have told them this before they got on the BART Train because I was on there before they were). To which the two brothers start sniffling, for two seconds, before they both start punching each other. Though, they didn't move from their seats once.
If there are going to be "Parenting Police" then they are going to have to stop harassing celebrities, and go to the inner cities.
Britney is an F'n saint compared to this kind of parenting, and this is not even close to the "real" family fun that I have witnessed.
They will be all welcome at Satan's Soul Farm, and Day Care Facility. Because we take pride, in all they tried!

 

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