Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Thursday, November 08, 2007

British environmentalists feel the same way as the Finnish High school mass murderer, that is, they think humanity is over rated!

In an article by a UK based environmentalist, he bemoans the overpopulation of the earth. There is only one way to restore the earth's proper balance, that is to limit human populations.

Miss C is for it and she has some suggestions as to how it can be done.

Stop all AIDS research immediately. No more administration of AIDS drugs to the third world or to the occupants of Western countries either. Do not treat any other venereal diseases the sexually active might catch. Some venereal diseases cause sterility, that is a good thing.

Stop all fertility treatments. Fertility treatments can cause multiple births, a very bad thing. If you are sterile you are good for the environment.

Stop all current and proposed stem cell research. It is not good for the planet to prolong the lives of Westerners, who are going to be the only ones to benefit from stem cell technology for a long time.

Stop stigmatizing smoking and encourage it instead. Look on it as a positive form of population control. Young boys should be taught to chew tobacco at an early age.

Leave fire arms out in the open so more kids can get a hold of them.

Take down those dangerous surf and sneak wave warnings posted on the sides of cliffs.

Remove speed limit signs. reward hit and run drivers. Many illegal immigrants are good at hit and runs, especially in school zones and cross walks, they could be given a monetary incentive to practice a valuable skill, or American citizenship if they prefer. We could give them a quota to fill each day. We have a Muslim terrorist currently awaiting trial for running over infidels(old Chinese and Black people) here in San Francisco. He has proven his mettle. Let's let him out of jail!

Forget about issuing drivers licenses, let anybody who wants to drive, drive. Driving is a right, not a privilege.

Sterilize women, especially Mormons and Catholics, like they did in the old days to the Native Americans.

Close down all the hospitals. Do not give out life prolonging drugs. Cut off all emergency medical care. Let the victims of accidents die, like they are supposed to. The movie, Final Destination and all the sequels prove that we all will get it in the end. Most people should die sooner, rather than later.

Stop trying to shove healthy foods down the gullets of school children. They don't like it and the earth is better off without them anyway. let them gorge themselves into an early grave. Maybe they won't have time to breed.

Stop giving suicidal people anti-depressants. Stop putting up suicide barriers on the Golden Gate bridge. Close down all suicide hot lines, they only encourage overpopulation.

Same goes for drug and alcohol counseling. AA is bad for the environment.

Rescind the seat belt and motorcycle helmet laws currently being enacted in various states.

Stop worrying about food safety.

Let the Chinese decide what kind of paint to use on kids toys. Chinese people have really high IQ's, after all.

Let the Black guys in the inner city shoot each other with impunity. No more arrests.

Cease to apprehend serial killers and mass murderers, they are friends of the environment.

Maybe you can think of some more ideas.

7 Comments:

At 5:30 PM , Anonymous RaLph said...

Free vasectomies to any male at any age without parental consent with clinics in every country.

The results would be fascinating.

 
At 8:14 AM , Blogger ricpic said...

Much too general. I've said it before and I'm saying it now: a million Michelle Malkins are not enough! On the other hand, all Shaquilas, Shahinas, Shawandas and Sharhinos must be sterilized immediately!! I have spoken!!!

 
At 9:04 AM , Anonymous jack said...

One of my complaints is that our health care system refuses to let terminaly ill patients die.

They do anything they can to prolong life for a very short period of time at massive cost.

 
At 10:13 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finnish school killer linked to US teen (AP)

 
At 11:09 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Anon, are you fur realz? Or are you making a funny?

 
At 12:46 PM , Blogger staghounds said...

Free sterilization AND an x-box...

For anybody!

Also, new SWAT policy for bridge and building perchers- "We'll try to talk you out of it for 30 minutes. Then we'll finish the job."

 
At 10:48 AM , Blogger James Williams said...

The Texas Legislature once gave a special commendation to Albert DeSalvo for his "unique contributions in the field of population control." Albert was better known as "the Boston Strangler."

 

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