Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Monday, April 28, 2008

My bus is crowded!

Liberals cannot make up their minds. Contrary to what they would have you believe, high gas prices are good. Since gas prices have gone up the bus I ride has been packed so tight with riders that we will soon need to hire those Japanese people, who push people into Tokyo subway trains so that the doors can be closed, to push us onto our buses.

The only reason all these people are finally riding public transit is that the gas prices are so high. Environmentalists have been begging people to stop driving so much, and they have. I don't understand why liberals are getting their girly panties in a knot over high oil prices. Liberals favorite people, the French, pay huge prices for fuel.

I also don't understand why are they bitching about low housing prices. Low housing prices are good. High gas prices are good. It's all good.

9 Comments:

At 12:47 PM , Blogger O.Donkey said...

WHAT THE FOOK???

People get paid for that?

Heck Ive been pushing people into subways free of charge for years.

Who says conservatives dont give back to the community.

 
At 12:49 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Hey, come on over!

 
At 5:22 PM , Blogger staghounds said...

Here's a tip. Take a bucket of water to the bus stop. When the doors open, throw the water into the crowd. Voila- plenty of space!

Coughing like you have TB works too, especially if you use a white handkerchief with irregular dark red stains on it.

Just trying to make your BART experience an easier one.

 
At 8:27 PM , Blogger N. said...

I lived in Japan and rode many a subway around Tokyo and the surrounding areas. They never once pushed me. They were very calm and professional!

 
At 3:01 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Well, they wouldn't push you Noah, you foreign devil!

 
At 3:01 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Staggy, are you trying to get me killed. Everybody that gets on in Chinatown already has TB.

 
At 6:17 PM , Blogger staghounds said...

You'll have to go with crazy then. Not a big stretch, is it? Thr barking like a dog.

No, wait- in Chinatown you'll be made into soup immediately...

 
At 8:40 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Everybody is crazy around here, not one person would bat an eye!

 
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