I am being profiled by the French!

Recently I received an ad in the mail suggesting that I might want to subscribe to the French cable channel TV5. None of my neighbors received the ad, so I got suspicious and decided that the Frenchies and their allies must have done an internet search and looked up Americans with French names and sent them offers.

Yesterday I received a subscription offer for Paris Match printed entirely in French, which makes sense, because if you can't understand the offer you won't be able to read the magazine.

I see this as a French attempt to try and gain allies in the French-American community for nefarious purposes. They want to inflict their French values on us.