Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Muslim fundamentalists are like spiders!!!

They are creepy and scary, but we kill way more of them than they do us. We are far more dangerous to them than they are to us.

8 Comments:

At 10:04 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, we get it. You hate brown people.

Now, put down the Ho-Hos and the Big Gulp, get off the couch and go for a walk to the library. If you Americans get any fatter and dumber, the terrorists win.

 
At 6:07 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Hey, Anon, guess what, I work at the Library!!! Never eat Ho-ho's or indeed go to 7-11. My best friend is a black woman from Panama. I have also never dated a white man. Shows how much you know. I really get to you don't I???

 
At 9:38 PM , Anonymous Gus said...

Yes, they're just like spiders...except they're people...okay, maybe it's a stupid analogy. Stupid git.

 
At 11:02 AM , Blogger Snotty McShot said...

"I have also never dated a white man."

Lesbian, huh?

 
At 4:59 PM , Blogger dave said...

Wow, talk about a racist cunt!

 
At 5:42 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Ah, but none of you can argue the facts, or the truth of my statement. Yes and you show your tolerance by calling me a lesbian and a cunt. You are fascists and of low intelligence,I am afraid. Clearly you are woman hating homosexuals like all the taliban. And fundamentalists aren't humans, they are animals, spiders are more valuable as a life form.Spiders at least serve a biological purpose!

 
At 11:14 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

As the soft-skin lawyer representing the entire global population of the order of Arachidnae ... we're suing you for slander.

We in no way can be compared to those 2-legged, soft-skinned creatures.

Yes, we may devour our mates, children, and siblings, but we've never needlessly killed them and let the meat go to waste.

 
At 2:54 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Anon2, I hope that you are never confused with the other anon, seen above. You at least understood that I was making a behavoral comparison and not stating that fundamentalist Muslims were actually spiders. I also was trying to debunk the idea that they were so terribly dangerous as we try and make them out to be. This was of course lost on my detractors, except for Gus, as he is British and actually knows what an analogy is. I know he is British because he called me a stupid git.As for spiders suing me, perhaps an environmentalist will sue on their behalf.

 

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