Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Sunday, May 21, 2006

Popcorn again!

My neighbor's 6 year old grandson knocked on my door. He asked what I was eating. I told him, "Popcorn." He said, "Popcorn again, why can't you eat right?"

5 Comments:

At 11:01 AM , Anonymous jack said...

I just ordered a pizza ... ;)

 
At 11:02 AM , Anonymous jack said...

Meat lovers special!

 
At 12:47 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Jack, you know Miss C loves meat. Ask Mrs Jack if she needs an au pair. Or just an extra pair. We must prepare for the polygamous future. Don't make it seem as if you would like an extra pair. I saw an African guy in a documentary and he said he wasn't spiritually fulfilled with only one wife, he took a second wife and the second wife thought that the first wife made her sterile by voodoo. I don't mind if Mrs Jack uses her juju to make me sterile. Tell her that's just fine. Cheap birth control if you ask me. She should be OK with this scheme as she is a Democrat and they like that spirtual/new age voodoo tribal stuff. Democrats think third world people are cool. Tell her the au pair in question is neither young nor Swedish, that should reassure her of our good intentions.

 
At 11:07 AM , Anonymous jack said...

No problemo there ... Jack and and Mrs. Jack have both been nuetered.

join the crowd :)

 
At 2:21 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

The both of you! Did you get neuticles?

 

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