Carnivorousness

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Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Testicles in strange places!

Riding the bus home from work last Friday, I became the unwitting eavesdropper of a very odd conversation. There were about 5, very loud teenagers, sitting at the rear of the bus, yelling and talking over each other. One of the boys said, "I used to think that my Adam's Apple was a third testicle in my throat, but now I don't think that no more!" One of the other boys piped up and said, "I do got 3. I do got one in my throat, most guys got 2, but I got 3." I was laughing to myself and yet quite horrified at the sorry state of the educational system.

5 Comments:

At 8:35 PM , Blogger John Doe said...

How old were they?

I have only two Adam's Apples, one in my throat and one more in my right hand.

The last days I was thinking about buying ten new testicles, but finally I told myself, “Why? You’re happy enough, man”.

 
At 8:46 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

SF,
if you were a dog, you could have neuticals. It gives them the appearance of having testicles, when they don't. I am sure that dogs would rather have the real thing though.

 
At 8:46 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Oh and these teens were maybe, 17!

 
At 3:20 PM , Blogger John Doe said...

Miss C, how many posts in ONE day? No time to reply to all of them (in the other hand, I would have to learn that the world doesn't need my opinion every day, all the time)

By the way, do you remember that I am a tibetan mastiff? And yes, I'm sure that the dogs would prefer their own testicles rather than Spermamax-neuticals.

 
At 5:53 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Sf, I was off work today and my brain was spinning so I typed, sorry. I can't shut up!

 

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