Carnivorousness

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Monday, May 22, 2006

Sports Illustrated, no swimsuit edition.

My friend is a sports fanatic. He reads Sports Illustrated magazine religiously. When he got the swimsuit edition, I asked him how it was. He said, "Oh, I hate that edition!" Thinking that he wanted the magazine to stick strictly to sports reporting, I asked, "Really?" He said, "Yeah, they should take off those stupid suits!"

6 Comments:

At 9:00 PM , Blogger John Doe said...

You're beginning to know the male nature. Nude women, fresh beer, quick cars (and, from time to time, hot latina with diapers); it's all what the imperfect gender needs.

 
At 9:08 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Diapers are not allowed. School girls are bad enough, but babies. No way, Jose!!!

 
At 9:14 PM , Blogger John Doe said...

Ha ha ha, who is Jose?

 
At 9:02 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

SF
That's what we Americans say, when we want to be firm in our refusal. Jose rhymes with no way. So we use it as rhyming slang. No way, Jose! Nada, never going to happen!

 
At 10:11 AM , Anonymous jack said...

SF ... Speak for yourself ... I ain't doin no diapers.

Well maybe for Halloween if she is very cute!

 
At 10:49 AM , Blogger John Doe said...

Miss C,

Ok, I understand now. It means "ni hablar", "de ningĂșn modo".

Jack,

Man, I must admit I don't like hot latina with diapers. I love wearing diapers!

 

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