Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Monday, May 29, 2006

The Zionists are making me a heterosexual!

We used to have a library patron that would say, "The Jesuits are making me a lesbian" I figure it works both ways.

15 Comments:

At 3:39 PM , Blogger John Doe said...

It works just in the bad way. :P

 
At 3:53 PM , Blogger John Doe said...

Uh, I know you hate Ann Coulter because of the inmigrants matter, but I've just read an article written by this woman and I think it is very good. APPLE-POLISHER SHOWS P.O.W. REAL COURAGE. (Lo acabo de leer en español, Una niñata da lecciones de valor a un veterano de guerra, en un portal de noticias conservador.)

 
At 1:46 AM , Anonymous jack said...

And we are glad they are :)

 
At 10:43 PM , Blogger Bhamini said...

Do explain

 
At 1:31 AM , Anonymous jack said...

Miss C has been AWOL for 2 days.

She must have run off with Juan the gardener for some R&R!

 
At 12:57 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Miss C is on vacation! She was trying not to engage in her vacation habit of internet shopping. Her freind convinced her that shopping is, for Miss C, her only vacation, and that she should indilge herself. Henceforth, Miss C will commence to SHOP! She is armed with catalogues and she will be a capitolist pig!!

 
At 3:26 PM , Blogger John Doe said...

Buy a bath gel for your neighbor's friends... :P

 
At 3:45 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Un buen idea, SF! My neighbor says that her friends are renting a real house now. She says the girl is very happy to have running water and electricity, especially because they have a baby now. She says the girl is so proud of the real house that she was walking around showing it off. Her boyfriend sells pot at rock concerts for a living! The girl had a bad childhood. Her parents were Jehovah's Witnesses and made her marry a Jehovah's witness from Finland when she was a teenager. The Finnish guy turned out to be a wife beating cross dresser! Loco! Anyway the girl ran away and became a hippy. My neighbor met this girl in the jungle of Costa Rica, the girl had run out of water. It turned out that my neighbor and this girl had grown up very close to each other in rural California. My neighbor is now married to this girl's ex boyfriend, whose father knew her father and grandfather had been a forest ranger with her grandfather, and everybody is very happy! All because of a chance meeting in the jungle. Truth is stranger than fiction, no?

 
At 3:53 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

P.S I read that Ann Coulter column. I actually love her. At work I count the days till Ann's columns. I tell my co-worker, only 2 more days til Ann. Thursday is Ann Coulter day, yeah!!! I just love president Bush so much and I think that he is standing in face of the hurricane of islamic fundamentalism and that the vast majority of people are in denial of the threat we face and Bush and Blair and Howard are the only leaders willing to stand up to this threat. Ann has taken a dislike to Bush and I am angry with the Republicans that are hampering Bush's ability to effectively execute the war on terror, because they are afraid of losing their cushy positions in congress.

 
At 4:14 PM , Blogger John Doe said...

Yes, truth is stranger than fiction. We say in Spanish: la realidad supera siempre a la ficción.

A few hippies from the old times still live in Ibiza, one of the Balearic Islands, here in Spain. I ask myself, how can they live there? It is site very expensive. The rich people from North Europe come there to buy wonderful mansions (Michael Douglas has got an historic house in Mallorca). I suppose the hippies live in the forests...

By the way, one of my numerous first cousins is a Jehovah's witness, and he married with an Cuban exiled woman. They now live in Miami.

PD: Libertad Digital, a conservative news site, speaks often about Ann Coulter. I think we need a lot of woman and men like she. You know, the Spanish government is socialist, and terrible things are happening now (ok, it sounds a bit apocalyptic!). I need to leave this country! (Dudo que España siga existiendo dentro de diez años.)

 
At 4:25 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

SF, Well, maybe you can slip across the Mexican border and get a guest worker's pass. I know a lot of Jehovah's Witnesses from work and they are very nice people. They are not allowed to discuss religion at work and they don't. The sad thing is that they do not participate in parties. My grandmother was crippled from MS for over 20 years and the Jehovah's Witnesses visted at her bedside every week. I like the Jehovah's Witness magazine Awake, it has good stories about other countries and cultures and when someone is passing them out on the street (usually an Ethiopean or Polynesian) I always take one.

 
At 4:41 PM , Blogger John Doe said...

SF, Well, maybe you can slip across the Mexican border and get a guest worker's pass.

He he he... I prefer calling my cousing to ask him for a work in Miami.

 
At 5:50 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

SF,
Miami has the best looking women as well, Cubanas bonitas!!

 
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