Bambi killer!

My ex had a friend in Michigan who was unemployed for a while. Hunting season rolled around and this guy needed to feed his family. Normally most guys prefer to shoot bucks, for the antlers and because it's considered more "sporting." This guy was so desperate he applied for tag to shoot a doe. His friends were ragging him for getting a doe tag. The guy said, "At this point, I'd shoot Bambi, with Walt Disney ridin' him!"