Miss C gets offers like nobody else!

Walking to the bus stop after work on Friday, I heard a guy yelling, "Hey you in the yellow shirt, get over here!" Since I had a green shirt on, I didn't think he was talking to me. He yelled again and I looked over at him and he did a little happy dance and ran over to me and came up on my left side and said, "Would you like to go on a date with me?"

I turned, noted his crazy eyes, extreme youthfulness and silver front teeth, the canines of which were long and pointed like a vampire's, and said, "I'm sorry, I prefer older guys."

Whereupon he stood up really straight and said proudly, "Well I'm 19."

"I like guys 50 and older," I said.

"And that are not psycho," he said resignedly, asking and answering his own question.

"But you do have kewl teeth." I said, to soften the rejection.