Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Pretty young IRS agent kills herself with IRS issued weapon

She was depressed because her boyfriend broke up with her.

One co-worker told me "That is so sad. He shouldn't of broken up with her!"

I said, "The bitch was crazy! That is why he broke up with her. Ultimately she shot herself in the face. She was nuts!"

In Miss C's humble opinion the ex-boyfriend was smart to get away from her.

4 Comments:

At 9:28 AM , Anonymous jack said...

Depression ... ? Sure we all get down in the dumps sometimes.

But it has always been my contention you have to be fucking nuts to kill yourself!

 
At 1:51 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Yes, if you shoot yourself you really mean it, too. No putting on a lot of make-up and taking some sleeping pills and hoping your boyfriend finds you and feels bad.

 
At 1:11 PM , Blogger N. said...

Since when do IRS people have guns? Unless there's a secret crime-fighting wing of the IRS that I was unaware of.

 
At 10:38 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

All IRS agents can carry a weapon. hence the term "agent"

 

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