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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Italian commenter, Strudel, has been feeling a little cranky lately. Could this be the reason?

6 Comments:

At 1:27 PM , Anonymous strdel said...

-ON CRANKYNESS-

NEWS
Banned: Italy's highest appeals court has ruled that it is a criminal offence for men to touch their groins in public.

COMMENT
Our Beloved Crappy High Judges have been very busy at it lately.

They stated:
You can say Fuck You (Vaffanculo.

You can call somebody Dirty Negro (Sporco Negro). His/her color of skin being irrelevant.

You cannot say to somebody You Are Disgusting (Mi Fai Schifo).

This is private. Carniv, Sweetie, I feel I cannot carry on my cranky life without you. Where is located that village you are presently living in? CroOAkland ...Crrookland..

 
At 1:54 PM , Blogger ricpic said...

Nuns are the worst. You don't grab your package when you see a nun -- 7 years bad luck.

 
At 7:36 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Strudel, Italians are doomed to bad luck if they can't handle their packages when they see a hearse. The politically correct police are on the move and they mean to take over the world. Thank you for teaching me bad Italian words. They will come in handy.

I just don't understand why you can't say, Mi fai schifo. That is fascist for sure. Your judges are out of control, control freaks. Italy should do like Musharraf and put those judges in jail!

I think you have been living without me for so long, I feel sure that you will survive a bit longer.

 
At 5:17 AM , Anonymous strudel said...

strudel: ah ah Big news
strudel: strudel becoming famous
strudel: wanna see?
gail fortescue: show the rubbish
strudel: Tuesday, March 04, 2008
Italian commenter, Strudel, has been feeling a little cranky lately. Could this be the reason?

strudel: http://pigmeat.blogspot.com/
strudel: ckick and see
:
strudel: shocked ? fainted ?
gail fortescue: reading about touching attributi
gail fortescue: i always told u that the iti's do it all the time
gail fortescue: always checking to see that it hasn't dropped off
strudel: Everybody in the world did
strudel: check Greek and Rome
gail fortescue: wots pigmeat??
gail fortescue: u see more in italy..difficult to see in britain
strudel: wimmen used to scratch tits .yep , true . to prevent bad luck from crossing black cats and brits
strudel: pigmeat is the Miss Carnivorous and her blog
gail fortescue: black cats r lucky in brrit
strudel: of course

strudel: anyway that scratching isn't on in Italy.
gail fortescue: 8 in 10 men pull willies here. (Here = In Sicily)
strudel: Maybe shoolboys still do some scratching, but it's vanishing
gail fortescue: not scratching but adjusting
gail fortescue: i got flu goin feel sick bye

strudel: sccratch your tits against flu

 
At 10:14 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Hee hee hee we are laughing real hard here at work. Co-worker says, "adjust tits against flu!"

 
At 10:50 AM , Blogger Beelza-Bubba said...

Yep! I am all for the adjustment of Boobies. Not the unatural surgical adjustments, but the lifting, and shifting of said boobies. In fact I am very good at heavy lifting. No Boob too small, No Boob too large!

 

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