Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Favorite spam of the week...

Bring your spermatozoids to life with Spermamax ! Of course we know from a previous spam that those lively spermatozoids will be forcefully expelled in copious, bison sized amounts. What a product, if I wasn't a girl, I'd order me some today, because the voice in my penis would tell me to.

2 Comments:

At 9:28 PM , Anonymous jack said...

I quit reading my email a long time ago. It was beginning to give me a horrible complex.

Here’s a summary of 99% of my email. If you are a short, fat, bald, old guy that can’t get it up and in need of a new career in the porno business with illegal software … we have the solution for you.

Very depressing to say the least. I am not getting any younger and have lost some hair. The rest are lies I say … blatant lies!

 
At 9:17 AM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

My latest Spermamax e-mail asks, "Do you want to be the father of the whole kindergarten? Get Spermamax! I love short guys, and balding just means that you have a lot of testosterone! Which would mean you probably don't need Spermamax, anyway! Didn't you just describe the world's most famous pornstar, Ron Jeremy!

 

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