They don't roll out the red carpet for just anyone!

I had to leave work early on Friday. I saw by my e-mail that UPS had left a table I had bought on my front porch. I had searched the internet for days looking for a table small enough to fit in my tiny house and I paid a lot of money for it and didn't want anyone to take it. I had to catch the bus home so I left in a hurry. I get on the bus and I see a tall skinny Black guy at the back of the bus standing there talking and at first I think he's talking to someone else on the bus. He's complaining loudly, "They put up the ropes and they rolled out the red carpet!" "They do that for white people." "James Brown came here, they didn't do that for James Brown!" "They didn't roll out no red carpet, they didn't put up no ropes for James Brown!" "That's cuz he Black!" " I think I want some fish!" "I want me some fish." "Bus driver, let me off this bus, I want some fish!" "They shouldn't do that for white people, they ain't no different from us!"