Carnivorousness

If you come in my cage I'll eat you too!

Monday, June 05, 2006

Behold, Beelzadawg!

Beware of Beelzadawg, Destroyer of Sofas, Bringer of remote controls! His evil minion, One Eyed Buster, sits atop Beelzadawg, awaiting his unholy instructions. That blue jar in the background contains my mom's ashes. I have long suspected that Beelzadog makes use of the ashes in his Satanic rituals, but to this day I have been unable to prove it They are clever, these beasts.

3 Comments:

At 4:57 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

He has blue eyes ... just like me :)

 
At 7:38 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

SF, Remember that you are the God of Darkness!

 
At 7:44 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Jack, his eyes are merely glowing with Satanic power, are yours???

 

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