Carnivorousness

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Thursday, June 01, 2006

Miss C was so busted!

Miss C has a tin sign next to her front door. It is a reproduction of an old sign from Woodstock. The sign says, "Hippies use side door" It is the cause of much mirth, but not always. Sometimes the sign confuses the less than intelligent, who are wont to ask, "This is the right door isn't it?" Other times, the sign gets Miss C into trouble! Miss C's neighbor has hippy friends that live in the woods of Northern California. They live in a teepee, without electricity or running water. Sometimes Miss C's neighbor goes away on camping trips. The friends that live in the woods will come to stay in Miss C's neighbor's cottage and take baths! They also feed the neighbor's cats. One day the neighbor's friends were staying in her cottage and Miss C was leaving her cottage at the same time the friends were walking out the neighbor's front door. Miss C said "Hello." The male half of the hippy couple said, " Hello" also. As Miss C went down her stairs, the hippy looked past her shoulder, at her sign, and said, "So, you hate hippies, do you?" Miss C sputtered and stuttered and said, "No, no, it's just a joke, heh, heh." Miss C laughed nervously at being busted at her own game. Then the hippy guy said, "You probably haven't had enough hugs from hippies, is all!" and he walked over to Miss C and grabbed her in a bear hug! Thank God it was after the bath!

6 Comments:

At 2:24 PM , Blogger -bRad said...

I always wanted to put up a sign that says "No Soliciting! And if you are illiterate then F**K OFF!"


Not sure many people would get it.

 
At 3:01 PM , Blogger Miss Carnivorous said...

Brad,
I am willing to bet that a lot of people won't get it! Poor things. Did you have a good road trip? My dad had one of those, "Survivors Will Be Prosecuted" signs on his door. That weeded out the rif raf. It also told criminals that he had guns in the house, probably not a good thing, because they might come and take your guns while you are away.

 
At 3:25 PM , Blogger John Doe said...

God bless this home!

 
At 6:53 PM , Blogger -bRad said...

Road trip was good, but long. It was far better in Denver than here, though. Here is was raining and sleeting all weekend. Thanks for asking.

My humor can be a bit dry at times. :-)

 
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