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Thursday, January 17, 2008

Good news, no, great news!

There are rumors that Britney Spears is thinking of becoming a Muslim.

Finally, she might cover up her butt crack and all her other girlish charms.

2 Comments:

At 9:29 AM , Anonymous jack said...

I'm looking for a new fashion abaya/burqa ... split all the way up the back or side.

 
At 10:25 AM , Anonymous RaLph said...

Yep. I think that the winds of Katrina reached a little too far, all the way up to Kentwood, over to L.A., then through Britney's ears. Which leads me to believe that she at least keeps her ears clean.

She needs to get a Darth Vader outfit to go with her Darth Vader without the helmet look. Not to insult Darth Vader and not that he is real, but Britney Spears cannot possibly be real either.

At least she makes the rest of us in Louisiana look better in comparison, which is equivalent to pigeon poop looking better than dog poop. Oh well. Coo coo to you too.

 

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